Mader Fakerrr!!!

Any player should get the Heisman regardless of the side of the ball he plays. That said, the Heisman is the NFL kiss of death and I’d like to see Suh make the transition to Sundays. Tebow or Spiller can have it.

Eff you E-l-e-c-t-r-o-n-i-c Software Delivery.

I don’t need to necessarily hear about my single friends escapades. What blows my hair back is connecting the dots or creating an environment where it happens.

I’m loving this brew-ha-ha between Bourdain and Waters. SF vs. NYC. East Coast vs. West Coast. Biggie vs. Tupac. If you want a really inventive, cutting edge meal that you won’t soon forget, go to Chicago.

Modern Family is a great show…..surprise!!!!

If SF doesn’t work out, my buddy Gene should set up camp in Chicago and blog about gastronomical hi-jinks.

If you would have told me 5 years ago that in October 2009 I was going to be married and watching primetime TV in the evenings I would have kicked you in the shin.

The wineries in the Calaveras County at the base of the Sierra Foothills are impressive – Hatcher, Twisted Oak, Tanner and Lavender Ridge immediately come to mind. Think Paso Robles 10 years ago with all the history of the gold rush.

I can now say that getting off the road and making the move out West in 2006 is paying off. The house, wife, job are great and I’m truly blessed but I’ve been able to fish and hunt like I’m a kid again. Oh hells yeah!! Eff you Premier Exec and Hilton Diamond VIP.

My Russian network colleague that sits on the other side of the pubical should get a room. He loves putting his crackberry on speaker for the entire southwest corner to hear. I now know all the ins and outs of my companies network. Like Kasparov on the chess board, I envision him manipulating the network with all its routers, switches and servers. Ipconfig here, ping there!!! I can tell the difference between a Sev 1 or Sev 2 issue by his disfluency. When this shit is hitting the fan, he is at a loss for English words and his accent gets stronger and that’s when I start to giggle. Think John Malkovich in Rounders.

I don't believe my buddy JP ever took his dip out during the entire wedding, even during the meal.

I feel like I need a month to decompress on all the ‘09 happenings. I’m thinking a tepid (to be on the safe side) sweat lodge with plenty of vihta…